''omg, lyk luff yhu hunni, canny wait tul ye come tae ma bit nd we wotch britins goat talent!!''.
Sick of reading stuff like this. Sick of hearing stuff like this when trying to go about my daily business.
Cynical, or just physically repulsed by the saccharin drivel coming from peoples mouths?
''You are the moon, the stars, my cheeky-deeky''. cheeky-deeky. Srsly?
Fair enough, you might ''Love you always, my beautiful sunshine maiden'' but this vomiting maiden in the corner is not amused by the cheese feast you're producing.
'Zomg!! we can watch the stars and imagine what our fairies would be like if they were in like bubbles in like space!' No.
''babe'' - is the person in question a pig?
''honey'' - are they really a confection made by insects?
''Love'' - the person is not the sole emotion.
''chicken-pudding'' - Just fuck off.
Sometimes, i'd like to be able to tune out from the world, but until that point, there's always the music player.