friends, camping is 1 of the necessities of life.
picture this....you pitch your tent in a wide dry meadow, and sit outside in the sun, listening to friends talk of music and cheer at the symphony orchestra serenading you as you rest in your chair infront of a camp fire.the sun slowly sets and you drift into your tent, the sounds of high class masses quietly whispering caring things to each other. the sweet smell of meadow flowers drifts around you.
CUT 2 REAL LIFE
you are in a field, which stinks, is muddy and will soon be swimming with vomit. you sit outside in the pelting rain, because your tent isnt even pitched yet, and cant help but to hear a fight and a loud angry band playing. the lightening starts and you stagger into your rammy of a tent, the sound of projectile vomit ringing in your ears and loud raucous singing pierces the night. everything stinks, including you, of booze, BO, and shit.ISNT T IN THE PARK GONNA BE BLOODY FANTASTIC!! HERE WE GO!!!!!!!
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