T in the Park 2010 :D

T in the Park was truly the best weekend of my life!

i shall give a day by day account of the best quotes of the weekend.

Thursday : Sitting around outside the tent drinking, when a lass dressed in pyjamas appears from nowhere.

''Hi I'm Stacy, I'm from Aberdeen and the polka dot tent over there, and i thought i'd stop by on the way from the toilet to say hi. so...Hi! who are you all?'' *cue introductions*

5 hours later stacy waves and shouts ''Oh hiya Andrew!!''

Andrew : ''she's like 15 :

Friday : woke up to the legend that was Hugh Grants biggest fan. Now, this boy, who sat with his head zipped outside the tent drinking a strongbow through a straw, was unstoppable. example? here we go . . .

''T in the Park? this is Hugh Grants Park!!'

''who the fuck are you?!?!''

''EVERYBODY!! CAMPERS!! COME AND SEE THE FIGHTING FETUSES!! THERES A RED ONE AND A BLACK ONE AND ONE THATS YELLOW!!''

''Look at they seagulls!! GET OUTTA HEEEEEE!! that wans no movin', it's a wide-o!!''

then all of a sudden, it was quiet. silence. I think Hugh Grant boy passed out. more than likely. what a legend!

so, onwards it was, to the band times. then we returned after a storming set by Muse (Feeling Good was EPIC!!) to drink away :)

Saturday Morning appeared and Jen O'Neill didn't feel good so she had to go home but....she returned like a trooper for Sunday!! :D

Saturday : inside the tent, due to the pissing rain, when a group of folk started singing wonderwall, when all of a sudden, one of them decides the tune wasn't quite right.

''Here, don't you slag ma pals, are you slagging ma pals? we were note perfect!! naw, naw, shut it, get tae fuck'' * Wonderwall starts again*

Also, one of Fraser Shaws first quotes of the weekend was ''You know, my dad is from Leith, eh?'' (now i will know for life that he is from Leith) :p

everybody piled into the tent this night, with the exception of Andrew and Lewis (Lewis had a cracking Roskilde tent in Bright orange :D )

Andrew decided to use this moment to stun us all by announcing ''Lets go to the Red Bull Lock In!! DISCODISCODISCO!!''. i was agog!! :O

and then sleep ensued.

Sunday : Sunday brought the return of Jen (which was momentous!!) and we all got to a day of proper partyage!! the prodigal son had returned!! :D :p

also, sunday is when fraser and niains tent blew away.

went to see Biffy Clyro (Fraser : ''My dad is from Leith, eh?'') and met the guy we affectionately called Boo. we were all standing there, and this lanky guy, who looks mafia-esque, comes up to us and screams ''BOO!! BOOOOOO!!'' right in our faces. he would only stop when we said it back :D

Boo decided to talk to us, saying ''aww hahahaha ayee man, BOO, i wish this was like normal civilisation. i wish normal life was BOO! like T in the Park, tae get mashed every day and everycunt partyin man!! enjoy yersels, cheers. naw, wait, you dont huv a pint, take mine, CHEERS. HAHA BOOOO!!! ''

legend.

Madness was easily the best of the night, and we danced danced to ONE STEP BEYOND!! (Niain ; MADNESS!! SOME CALL IT MADNESS!! )

so, on the way back to the camp on that mudslide that was a path, we sang one step beyond and bantered with folks. eventually we got back to camp, and sat outside cos it was roastytoasty.

sat there, we were all in mid conversation (my dad is from...YES WE KNOW!!) when all of a sudden this ethereal creature with a feather headdress sat down next to us.

''Hi I'm Morag, can i sit with you please? my friends aren't drunk yet and i've got vodka''

Us : aye sure ye can pal, have a seat. we're fae The Weej. Where you from?

Morag : Morrrrningside.

Fraser :My dads from Leith!!

Lewis : want some whisky?

Morag : no, sorry, i can't drink whisky, it makes me violent. i once tried to stab my boyfriend with a stiletto *smiles*.

Niain : T'FUCK?!?!

also, Morag wore more of our clothes than we did, she pilfered them because she was cold. Nice lass though :)

that is the quotes from the outsiders of the group. now for the groups quotes.

Andrew : ''lets go to the red bull lock in! discodiscodisco!''

''it is indeed caturday''
''she was like 15''

''pass the finny mick''

''IM UP!!''

Jen : ''WOO WOO!!''

''are we using the right tent poles?''

''would you like a jaffacake?''

''i can wiggle my knee''

''we need pegs for the tent!!''

Lewis : ''andrex loo roll is like wiping your bum with a puppy''

''im planning my bands round shitting''

''what is this! its a pint of mischief''

''i dont want to drink whisky anymore''

''im scottish!!''

Fraser : ''Backscratchhaaaaa'''

'I'm from edinburgh,eh?''

''You know, my dads from leith.''(constant)

'' we went to marthas!''

''i have coronation chicken!''

Niain : ''CLUNGE!!''

''it is bowtime''

''you fucking homo serpent!''

''Bully him? thats why we keep him''

''I admire kanye wests arrogance.''

''Madness! some call it madness!''

''that's a bit frisky''

''it is toastie time''

''i need a pee''

Me : ''BUFFALO BURGERS!!''

''my wellyboot got stuck''

''ya fat boot!''

''whit ye daeeeein''

''i am the cat''

the best weekend ever, with the funniest people to camp with :)